RETURN OF THE EVIL SPACE-MONKEY LIMERICKS

Message:  Earth To Space-Monkey

Evil Space-Monkey steering you're giant asteroid,
Heading for earth through the deep-space black void,
You were sent deep into space,
By the human scientific race,
We're so sorry we din't use just a droid.

Message:  Space-Monkey Responds

People of earth I'm coming for you,
I'm sailing through the cosmos and my aim is true,
You sent me to the stars,
In a prison without bars,
The day you launched me into space you will rue... 

To Be Continued.....

A UFO LIMERICK

I looked up and saw strange lights in the sky,
There were such shapes and boy could they fly,
The colors were all aglow,
There were all shapes and sizes of UFO,
Then, they were all gone and they didn't even say bye.